- Ice age
- Wal-Mart worker burns self to death in parking lot
- Viagra-fuelled orgy ends in death
- 3/3/09: Math Fans To Celebrate Square Root Day
- Aging nation cuts cost of 100th birthday gifts
- 14-year-old fake Chicago cop drove patrol car
- Florida woman calls 911 over McNuggets
- Police mascot roughed up in Washington, D.C.
- SAfrican couple drives 170km with spitting cobra in car
- Neb. man says he put cat in bong three times
- Indonesian Robbers Steal Condoms, Pills, Cash
- Eagle survives crash through truck windshield
- Woman claims she was sexually assaulted at Moose Jaw tanning salon
- Should Department of Aging be DOA?
- Mich. boy, 12, home sick from school, killed by gun being cleaned by dad
- World's Heaviest Man Gets a Lift in Custom Van
- Cdn who wanted 'please' gets pepper spray from U.S. border guard
- Broken-legged smuggler caught with 'cocaine' cast
- Octopus Gets Inside Lunchbox At Boston Aquarium
- Georgia inmate arrested trying to get back in jail
- Man slips climbing power pole, saved by his pants
- Philly lawyer uses magic to make cases disappear
- Montreal police officer bitten by breastfeeding woman
- Kangaroo hops into bed with startled Aussie family
- Suspects nabbed in major jewel thefts
- Man charged with impersonating experts
- 'Swiss Gigolo' admits blackmailing super-rich lovers
- Ornery owl attacks late-night skiers in Maine
- Blinded Iranian woman welcomes eye-for-eye justice
- Smuggler caught with 'aerosol' cocaine
- French winemaker 'poisoned wife who worked too much'
- Police report would-be burglar stuck in Atlanta store
- Quebec man hopes to remember the dead with all-obituary cable channel
- Magician who claimed he mailed self admits to hoax
- Groom gets cold feet, sets wedding hotel on fire
- Report says inmates chipping away at a wall to escape Regina jail went unnoticed
- Minnesota teen gives away thousands in cash he found
- 10 kids fall ill at daycare after drinking windshield wiper fluid mistaken for Kool-A
- Shoppers flee in panic as Greek youths go on rampage in central Athens
- Czech man shamed in handcuff hazard
- US Drones Kills 24 Taliban in Pakistan
- 23-Foot Crocodile Decapitates Filipino Girl After Canoe Capsizes
- Robber jumps from toilet to rob Cyprus bank
- Indian doctors save boy impaled on iron rod
- Brazilian hijacks small plane, kills child in crash
- Man nabbed in Washington state HOV lane with unbuckled dummy as 'passenger'
- Woman finds hungry calico cat hiding in $27 couch
- Ohio court says it will accept your case only if you supply paper
- Vt. Hunter Busted For Bolting Antlers On Dead Doe
- Australian girl feared eaten by crocodile
- Russian woman held for eating friend: report
- Naked Spaniards in seal-cull protest
- Woman shot by arrow in New York City is recovering, police suspect random act
- Swiss spider-smuggler seized on German border
- Driving lesson on runway, pilot averts crash
- SAfricans asked to check if they legally alive
- Family of Conn. chimp attack victim seeks $50M
- Nigerian student gets 19 years jail for Internet scam
- U.S. air force nurse charged in 3 patients' drug deaths in Texas
- Space shuttle Discovery blasts off with bat stowaway
- Escaped lion shot dead at zoo
- UK prisoner's conviction quashed after 27 years
- New Zealand police say woman gave birth, maybe left child on plane
- Baby was found on an airline
- Troubled students forced to fight in cage at Dallas school: report
- World's Deadliest Spider Found in Whole Foods Produce
- Teacher arrested for making boy eat from garbage
- Moose charges B.C. house after homeowners try to scare it away
- Spanish police seize dinner set made of cocaine
- Toddler found on Texas street, meth and snakes in mother's home
- Dad helps deliver little girl on sidewalk in front of Kelowna, B.C., hospital
- Transgender wife gets 4 years for exercising husband to death in Ohio
- 114-year-old Nigerian arrested over bags of cannabis
- Missing Italian statue found in North Carolina couple's home
- More bouncers than peelers look for jobs at U.S. strip club 'job fair'
- Spanish 'man' is pregnant with twins: report
- 2 Komodo dragons maul fruit-picker to death
- 'Spider-Man' rescues autistic Thai boy
- Parrot Awarded for Yelling About Choking Baby
- Conn. woman faces unlawful confinement after handcuffing herself to husband
- Detroit couple pleads guilty in slaying, attempted cremation of infant
- Teen paints giant phallus on roof of parents' home
- Sacked French workers take boss hostage
- 'Crucifix' killing in French pilgrimage town
- Armed man disrupts AA meeting
- Florida priests get jail for stealing from church
- Bank robbery suspect caught after calling 911
- Arizona man accused of performing illegal weddings
- Police kill bobcat after it wanders into central Ariz. bar, attacks 2 patrons
- Attempt by inmate to heat sausages in his stainless steel toilet goes up in smoke
- Scientist accidently injects Ebola into finger
- 'Dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania' arrested
- Colombia rocked by father-daughter incest case
- 19 killed in Ivory Coast stadium stampede
- Chainsaw-wielding man hides in tree for six hours in Kamloops, B.C.
- Calgary police find young child left in car for hours outside casino
- Apples caused failed drunk-driving test?
- Don't go there, it's too obvious!
- Paper dentures a hit in Malaysia for Chinese fest
- Carrier pigeons fly cellphones to prisoners in Brazil
- JetBlue worker flies N.Y. to Boston in cargo bin
- Police in cotton swab killer mix-up
- Man flies from New York to Boston in cargo hold
- Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized barstool
- Jobless gather for Unemployment Olympics in New York
- Australian woman convicted today of killing man over her barking dog
- Barstool crash serves up drunk driving charge
- Police investigate whether man's legs severed to fit in coffin
- University blunder leave students heartbroken
- French 'Spiderman' scales London tower
- Police called to N.B. coffee shop after naked man places drive-thru order
- Woman divorces husband for cleaning too much
- Women switched as babies win 425,000 euros damages
- Police say Pa. Mom drugged daughter, 13, so boyfriend could get her pregnant
- Grapefruit diet almost cost woman her leg
- Journalists get shock with White House call
- Woman dies on Japanese Golf course after falling into hole
- Peru farmer hospitalized with eight-day erection
- Twelve-year-old Manitoba boy charged after air pistol found in school locker
- Man drops, saves ring in Brooklyn Bridge proposal
- Live grenade found by Texas roofers on the job
- Virginia boy drove 2,100 kilometres to Texas rodeo
- Featherweights: Detroit police halt pillow fight
- Fire crews dug for hours to free a woman from mud near Kamloops, B.C.
- Mom's Itsy Bitsy music complaint bounces girl from T.O. dance school
- Thief nabbed with 68 tubes of toothpaste
- Skeleton found in tree 29 years after suicide
- Afghan travels across Europe strapped under bus
- unhappy Canadian steals plane
- California man pleads no contest in selling of daughter for $16,000
- Dog overboard found four months later
- Cat found alive after 5 weeks under rubble
- Motorist survives three accidents in an hour
- Policemen rapped for outing sex-change woman
- Calling 911? Ignorance Isn't an Emergency
- Arkansas church holds Easter service in bar
- Mounties in Richmond, B.C. grow moustaches for contest to support charity
- Woman's 'tofu' licence plate curdles in Colorado
- 'Dracula bandit' gets 20-yr jail sentence
- Woman jumps to death inside NYC mall; teen in hospital after she lands on him
- Court fines mother for phoning son too much
- Hammer time for cellphone used to run up $5K bill
- Hamilton police describe filthy basement where boys found as 'disturbing'
- Woman had bullet in face for 12 years
- Obama orders pizza from St. Louis, Chicago miffed
- Politician fumes over "gay" elephant in zoo
- Karate expert kills two over lice infection
- Malaysian man jailed for stealing panties: report
- New Hampshire burglar apologizes, turns over stolen goods
- Philadelphia cable glitch switches religious program to racy ad
- Polar bear attacks woman at Berlin Zoo
- Police find torso in body parts trail
- Passenger lands plane in Florida after pilot dies
- Dead Goat Found Hanging Outside Wrigley Field
- Shocked Russian surgeons open up man who thought he had a tumor... to find a FIR TREE
- Kansas man charged with stealing woman's underwear
- 13-year-old boy accused of robbing bank
- B.C. police warn drivers to secure belongings after woman killed by laptop
- Stolen chihuahua pup returns to New York store with note
- Baby pythons escape during flight in Australia
- Box of "scorpions" failed to shield smuggler
- Man bites python
- Two nabbed after sending drugs to wrong address
- English village may use potholes for speed control
- Bulletproof vest saves life of Yorkdale Mall security guard
- Colorado woman, 20, accused of taping boyfriend's dog to fridge
- Mayor of Michigan town says warning wasn't enough, demands ticket for speeding
- Dad wins $1M from son's scratch-and-win gift
- No more monkey business: Vasectomies for primates
- Hydrochloric acid spill spawns vapour cloud in Ohio for 5 hours
- Bogus waiter tricks customers at 2 New Jersey restaurants out of $186 in cash
- Boy, 3, plunges from third floor window of Winnipeg apartment building
- Russian, Chechen babies switched at birth: report
- 'Colombian Fritzl' fathered eight with daughter
- Man kidnaps bank manager, demands luxury car
- SKorean wife collects fortune for 'dead' husband
- Mass. Lake With 45-Letter Name Spelled Wrong
- N.Y. police say mom ordered daughters out, drove off
- Bra deflects bullet aimed at woman
- Florida Pilot's Emergency Landing Caught on Tape -- From the Cockpit
- Police in London, Ont., discover two alligators during search of home
- Shark dumped on Australian newspaper's doorstep
- NYC prosecutors say man robbed homes while kids in van
- Shark attacks diver in harbor
- Revenue Canada refuses to pay for million-dollar mistake
- Penniless German couple abandoned their children
- West Virginia mother charged with trying to sell infant son for $5,000
- Man shot 34 times in head with nail gun
- Faked kidnapping sparks massive police hunt
- Facebook surfing while sick costs woman job
- Tuneful toads in international song contest
- NYC teacher barricades self inside Bronx classroom
- B.C. police officer catches man, woman having sex in garbage dumpster
- Statue of Liberty flyby startles New Yorkers
- Ont. woman faces charges of sexually assaulting dog and child on webcam
- Man cut off finger to protest overdue wages
- Perfume thugs sentenced to jail
- Watch thieves hide behind flu masks
- N.B. grocery store imposes new rules on cloth bags after rise in shoplifting
- Gone with the wind: Chihuahua blown away
- Year-old boy, wearing T-shirt and diaper, survives cold night in Quebec woods
- Doctor held over secret filming in women's locker room
- Car thieves beware: Leopard in boot!
- can you believe this?????
- Regina brothers collect million-dollar cheque for lottery win
- Calgary shuttle driver saves dog cowering under truck as coyotes circle
- Bus driver saves dog from coyotes
- Man clings to back of stolen truck as Georgia police give chase
- Car plows into royal parade in Netherlands
- California girl beats off two muggers with marching band baton
- Drivers License on the Internet
- NY jeweler steals gold bullion -- bit by bit
- Saudi Girl, 8, Divorces 50-Year-Old Husband
- Briton helps wife give birth -- with YouTube as midwife
- Colo. man on horse ticketed for riding while drunk
- Google fields low-tech wildfire prevention: goats
- Australia orders probe into mouse plague
- Police say chocolate syrup tied man to Pennsylvania burglaries
- Homemade liquor kills 15 in eastern India; dozens more hospitalized
- Man stoned to death in Iran for adultery: judiciary
- Homeless Korean dies with 100,000 dollars in bank
- Officials order man to pay 50-cent debt
- NY cow cheats death in dash for freedom: reports
- Woman who kept mom's body and benefits charged
- Lost tourist search turns up seven corpses
- Missing sealer found drifting on ice
- Singing Putin rescues nervous schoolgirl
- Guinness World Records
- Ontario woman tumbles to death in Montreal on the day she was to return home
- NYC officials charging rent at homeless shelters to people with jobs
- U.S. bank robber nabs $3K, leaves wallet behind
- Prof wanted in killings found dead in Georgia woods
- Kenyan man sues over sex boycott
- Duck gets early Mother's Day gift in NH
- Indian dad avoids washing for 35 years: report
- US babies switched at birth meet 56 years later
- Rotten office fridge cleanup sends seven workers to hospital
- Conn. police don't find humour in dorm fire prank
- Prisoner flees Bosnia prison as guard forgets to lock cell
- Norwegian fined 80,000 euros for driving drunk 400 meters
- Bullet pulled from woman's head after 42 years
- World's tallest dog loses leg to bone cancer
- Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14
- Doctor uses household drill to save Australian boy
- New Zealand hunts for couple who became 'accidental millionaires'
- Worms crawl in, don't crawl out at California morgue
- Hot for Teachers!!
- Helpful NYC janitor holds cop's gun while suspect being handcuffed
- Six-year-old boy in Nebraska takes wheel after dad passes out
- British tourists arrested on Crete over nun stunt